his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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