I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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