Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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