Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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