He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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