Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
