no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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