forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We have so much sex to catch up on
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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