So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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