I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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