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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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