Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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