i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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