Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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