Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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