ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
