One girl and one boy is just not enough.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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