Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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