Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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