OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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