Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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