apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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