dude i'm inner monologue high
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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