She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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