Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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