when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
it's like heaven, but drunker
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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