I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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