we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize