D3 body, D1 cock
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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