Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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