my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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