come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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