he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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