you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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