She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
