Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
