I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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