Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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