so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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