If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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