Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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