I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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