Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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