i don't like sucking hair
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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