is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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