According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I cut my penus on the lid.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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