OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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