Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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