Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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