Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He did a backflip because drugs
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