My sheets look like a crime scene.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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