They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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