Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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