I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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