The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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