Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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