So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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