dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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