This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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