Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
